Ellitoot Nabokov-O'Flaherty

"' *incomprehensible blabbering and screeching* '""- Ellitoot Nabokov-O'Flaherty"

Personality

 * Likes: farts, anarchy, Sneep, chocolate milk, Poland, idiots
 * Dislikes: capitalism, authoritarianism, almond milk, nazis, pee, avocados
 * Strengths and abilities: speed, tactical thinking, poop magic, marksmanship
 * Weaknesses: balls

Affiliations

 * Faction(s): Church of Fanny, The Red and Blue, the Jews
 * Allies: Rhyni, Zhang ai-qin, Petert, Serth, Pope Kayvon I, Tarn, Mikaela, Mr. Borges, Derpy, Mari, Myah, Marn
 * Enemies: Tim Spencer, Joana Boutard, Dougal, Xi Jinping

Biography
Ellitoot Nabokov-O'Flaherty, one of the central characters in the Sneep Cinematic Universe, is a Jewish-American man of Ukrainian, Irish, and Polish descent. He spent his early years and adolescence in Fresno, CA, the place of his birth. Once an innocent, little, idiotic splerg of a kid, he was eventually radicalized through the internet and developed an unfettered hatred for capitalism. He spent several years of his adolescence at San Joaquin Memorial High School, where he received something resembling an education and met several of key allies, which include but are not limited to Rhyni, Serth, Petert, Tarn, and Mr. Borges. His time there would end after the conclusion of the Great Journalism Purges, which accompanied several regressive reforms implemented by the fascist SJMHS Administration following their narrow victory over the Woolfish Empire in 2018.

Among several other hundred refugees who managed to escape the Purges, Ellitoot managed to find his way back home, where he spent the following two years studying history and political theory in secret. Radicalized further by the results of the 2020 Presidential Election, he decided to commit the rest of his life to the destruction of the international capitalist order. Using the reddit karma he had stored up from posting his really cool hoi4 encirclements, he was eventually able to afford his own AK-47 along with thousands of rounds. Afterward, he traveled to Ukraine to train in the ruins of Chernobyl. Months of spartan training in the irradiated wasteland turned him into a psychotic, stonecold assassin. To test his strength, Ellitoot single-handedly raided a Russian military base in Eastern Ukraine, killing several people with his bare hands. He quickly became the most wanted criminal in Eastern Europe, though he was able to avoid capture for some time, during which he blew up banks, raided military bases, and committed other heinous crimes like shitting in public urinals. In 2021 he was finally captured by the Russian government, which sent him into exile in Northeastern Siberia (after several attempts at executing him failed).

He would intentionally end his own exile in 2023 upon hearing of the arrest of Zhang ai-qin, who was captured by the Chinese government after the TikTok Revolution earlier that year. Zhang, a revolutionary thinker, was instrumental in Ellitoot's radicalization and thus his hero. Once more launching a solo mission against a military encampment (see Operation Xiao Penis Poop), Ellitoot successfully liberated Zhang from the Chinese government as they were conducting secret experiments on him as punishment for his resistance (see Piao Piao Files). The two men, then allies, would eventually work together in their internationalist ambitions, becoming the leaders of the Second Xinhai Revolution in 2025. After successfully overthrowing the Chinese government, Zhang and Ellitoot would continue to travel across the world and carry the torch against cringe idiocy.