San Joaquin Memorial High School

San Joaquin Memorial High School is a private, Catholic high school located in Fresno, California. It is well known for its incompetent, corrupt administration, as well as underpaid teachers and idiotic students. The school's campus has witnessed multiple violent conflicts, including the Battle of Woolf's Crown as well as numerous raids led by Ellitoot Nabokov-O'Flaherty. Its military governor is Tim Spencer.

It is a colonial protectorate under Fresno, which is ruled by Jerry Dyer, a Nazi from World War II and baby eater.