The Woolfite Wars of Conquest and Unification

The Woolfite Wars of Conquest and Unification were a brief series of military conflicts at San Joaquin Memorial High School occurring between August 2017 and March 2018. The conflict's height saw the rise of the Woolfish Empire and its self-proclaimed emperor, Charlemagne Woolf I. While the first two wars resulted in resounding victories for Woolf's armies and the unification of vast swaths of territory under his new empire, the final war ended with Woolf's fall from power after several military defeats by the hands of the SJMHS-led coalition. The Woolfites' last major defeat is widely believed to be at the Battle of Woolf's Crown, which saw the fall of the empire's capital to Memorial forces. The wars are generally said to have occurred in three main phases, divided by armistices and peace treaties: The Woolfite Revolt, the First Wollfite-Memorial War, and the Woolfite-Coalition War.