Judaism

Judaism is one of the oldest known religions in the world, and is, among known ancient religions, the oldest monotheistic faith. Judaism's follwers are referred to as Jews. It goes pretty far back to the Egyptians and stuff, who were real jerks to the Jews (the enslaved them and forced them to build shitty 3D triangles). Then Moses came along and turned all that stuff around, lemme tell ya! He took all the Jews and brought them to Palestine, where Israel was founded. There were 12 tribes in Ancient Israel. After that, some stuff happened and then the Romans came along and wrecked their shit. Because of this, most Jews fled to Eastern Europe, North Africa, and Central Asia. Their history is one of persecution and perseverance, and while Judaism is still alive in modern times, it is much smaller in comparison to its monotheistic siblings: Christianity and Islam. Like Muslims, Jews do not eat pork.

Notable Faction Members

 * Adam Sandler
 * Ellitoot Nabokov-O'Flaherty
 * Jesus